if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

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hug the baby

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Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.
Just look at that concentration.
Oooooh, a little shaky on that entry, but just look at that form!

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Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

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Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered. 

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You gotta love dialogues in porn.

I swear to god, never not reblogging this. This will ALWAYS be in my blog.

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