unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

(Source: oddhorror)

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hotllamasex:

derekstilinski:

#favorite character out of all television characters ever

seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all

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gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

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justchukwa:

i’m trying to be a homestuck

i really am

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methodguy:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

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here-booker-catch:

dragonswithmatches:

I said no fucking twizzlers, Billy!

give me my twizzlers, fuckboy

(Source: spookingdragons)

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togepied:

"oh i forgot to make dinner"
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"guess we’re having takeout tonight!"
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(Source: dewgongo)

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cakeman265:

"Do you drive?"

"Yeah."

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"No, a real car."

"Yeah."

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(Source: murabito-ssb)

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shubbabang:

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider 

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(Source: catleecious)

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