illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

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addicted-to-phan-girling:

Peeta practices his pole dancing moves

I’m literally dying in the car and my mom is silently judging me

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jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

lordleto:

crazedoriginality:

zigzag0on:

fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

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jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

i’m going to hell for laughing

AS A CHRISTIAN I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

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the-jungle-boogie:

randomjunk98:

princessminun:

randomjunk98:

princessminun:

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APRIL FOOLS

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WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK 

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PFEHAHA  FTPFFHEHEHA

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YOU WHAT

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i rubbed my sweaty fucking balls on it tom have fun drinking the underwater sweat from my sponge testicals you putrid floppy fish fuck

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dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

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condom:

mom I scraped my knee I need a $1000

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